The Kiss Off Read online

  by Sarah Billington

  Copyright © 2012 Sarah Billington

  Published by Billington Media at Smashwords

  Cover design © Billington Media

  Concert picture of a guitarist performing for his adoring fans © Yuri Arcurs

  LICENCE NOTES

  The Kiss Off by Sarah Billington is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

  This ebook is a work of fiction. Names, characters and incidents are either a product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, events or locales is entirely coincidental.

  ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

  Thank you to my early readers, Kellie Rose, Kathryn Billington, Angela Ackerman, Liz Czukas, Chaille Bos and LA Dale, for encouraging me and helping shape the book into what it is today. Thank you to Caitlin Darrell for your enthusiasm and ninja-like proof reading skillz. And for telling me you couldn’t put it down. I heart you for it. Thank you to Sigi Jottkandt for spending hours with me in perfecting the eBook formatting process, and NMIT Bachelor of Writing & Publishing for requiring a project on digital publishing, which is what started my whole ePublishing adventure in the first place.

  Finally, thank you to my family, Colin, Hazell and Kathryn Billington for never failing to support my writing addiction, even when you end up in my books.

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  What’s Inside

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Chapter Eighteen

  Chapter Nineteen

  Chapter Twenty

  Chapter Twenty-One

  Chapter Twenty-Two

  Chapter One

  “What rhymes with ‘douchebag’?” I asked as one of my best friends, Vanya, turned knobs and pulled the legs out on the tripod. I chewed the end of my pencil.

  I had just the tune for this song. I’d been trying to find the right lyrics for a while now and I knew this was it. A match made in rock’n’roll heaven.

  I sat on the end of my bed, Stella - my guitar - in my lap with a notepad beside me. I bounced the half-chewed pencil against my knee, thinking. I read back what I had of the chorus so far:

  Goodbye,

  You didn’t say why,

  but I’m not gonna cry

  Cos baby this is your Kiss Off.

  Goodbye,

  You cheated on me,

  But I’ll get even you see,

  I’m telling you to just Kiss Off.

  I hummed it back to myself and nodded, a smug smile creeping onto my lips. He wasn’t going to know what hit him. Neither of them would.

  It was going to be brilliant.

  “Hand bag?” Vanya suggested, getting me back to the issue at hand.

  “Hmm,” I said. We both knew it was bad. “How about skank-whore? Does anything rhyme with that?”

  “I don’t know about skank-whore, but lots of things rhyme with skank,” Vanya said. “Bank; thank; tank; rank. Mind you, Poppy, I don’t think that’s really the message you want to-”

  “No,” I said, the cogs whirring in my brain. I scribbled notes down onto the pad.

  “Okay, good,” Van said with relief.

  “No, I mean no, it’s good.”

  “Oh.”

  “Okay,” I said. “Yeah. Good. I’m ready.”

  They weren’t getting away with this shit. I had been having a good night, an excellent night. In my opinion it was one of the best house parties Ravi had thrown. Until they showed up.

  I was playing someone’s acoustic guitar, sitting in a camping chair in a circle around the bonfire, taking song requests. Pepsi had shot out my nose when I laughed at how off-key one of the boys was singing, and how the girl in the leather jacket - what’s her name…the one from the Student Council - anyway, she was sinking into the long grass as the red beanbag peed out Styrofoam balls. No one was singing anymore, we were laughing too hard. It wasn’t even that funny, but maybe the couple of swigs of bourbon I had earlier and second-hand weed were responsible for making things so damn hysterical. Even my other best friend, Mads, beside me on a folding chair, had stopped staring through the windows toward the front door long enough to join in the shenanigans.

  Vanya had been inside, in a battle to the death, attempting to come out victorious as the best thrower of food into someone else’s mouth. I watched her through the window as she scooped up a gummy bear from the bowl of candy and tossed it at the open mouth of that guy with the wonky eye who’s friends with Ravi.

  Well, of course he was friends with Ravi - he wouldn’t have been there otherwise. He caught the gummy bear and the group of them raised their hands in triumph. Vanya had laughed as she gave wonky-eyed-friend-of-Ravi a high-five.

  I took another swig from my Pepsi and turned my focus back to the guitar. Just as I strummed a note, Mads groaned and kicked at the grass.

  “When do you think he’s going to get here already?” She’d checked her watch with a huff.

  “Who are we talking about, chica?” I had said.

  She narrowed her eyes at me.

  “I don’t know,” I said, plucking a string and letting it twang. “Do you even know if he’s coming?”

  “You’re useless,” Mads said. Her gaze roamed around the backyard, to the cubby house, the trampoline with the broken springs and back at the house again.

  Then she sat up straight and clamped her hand around my arm.

  “What? What is it?”

  “He’s here! Oh my God, he’s here,” she said.

  Sure enough, Dev was in the hallway, unwinding his scarf. He gave Ravi a big smile and they talked for a second before starting one of those complicated guy-handshakes where there were so many hand movements they might as well have started break dancing.

  Mads took a deep breath, turned in her seat and looked at me expectantly.

  I’d looked from her to Dev and back again. “He’s here,” I said.

  “I know!” she slapped me on the arm for being annoying. “Thank you, Captain Obvious.”

  “Happy to help.” I took another sip of Pepsi.

  She bit her bottom lip. “So what do you think I should do?”

  I shrugged and looked back at the inside party, and any small hint of a smile fell away as Dev stepped to the side and Ravi started talking to who he had come with. It was Cam. And Nikki. That was the moment that my good time turned craptastic. Right then. Shit, what were they even doing here?

  “God he looks so hot tonight,” Mads said, absentmindedly smoothing down her hair. Clearly she hadn’t noticed who Dev had arrived with. I couldn’t believe they were here. Cam and Nikki. Together. Did Nikki even know Ravi? No, it looked like she didn’t, as Cam motioned to Nikki, and then to Ravi, and Ravi did that guy nod of acknowledgement thing. Now they knew each other. I glowered at her and her awesome thick brown hair (which she knew I coveted) which was in a shiny side ponytail. She had her trademark red lipstick and smoky eyes and was looking extra hot tonight.

  Bitch.

  I shoved my mess of dirty blondness out of my face and watched Cam and how as they talked to Ravi, he put his arm around Nikki, all relaxed, all normal like, “hey yeah, this is my girlfriend. We’re together”. The way he used to do with me.

  Pfft. Whatever. As long as they didn’t come out here I
’d be okay.

  “Should I go in there and talk to Dev?” Mads said. “How do I look, is this too much?” She was wearing a brown tweed vest over a fitted black tee that had splotches of hot pink and blue puff paint in random places. Her lipstick matched the pink and she had this cute mini top hat sitting jauntily off to the side on her hair.

  “No, you look great,” I said. It doesn’t sound like she would, but she could always pull it off. “No one dresses like you do.”

  “Well, yeah, I know, but is that a good thing?”

  “Go and talk to him Mads. It’s just Dev.”

  Her gaze fluttered to the grass, where she dug her ballet flat into the dirt self-consciously. “Yeah, I know,” she said. “He may be ‘just Dev’ to you but he’s not ‘just Dev’ to me, is he.” She let out a sigh and stared at the bonfire. Then she took a deep breath, stood up and held out her hand to me. “You have to come with me,” she said. “I can’t do this alone. Please, please, pretty please?”

  I looked from her face to her hand and back again. “I’m not going in there,” I said.

  “What? Why?”

  I eyeballed her and pointed inside to where Nikki was leaning in to Cam, her head on his shoulder, hand on his chest and they both laughed at something Ravi was saying. “You saw who Dev came with, right?”

  Mads followed the direction of my outstretched arm and cringed. “Oh.”

  “Yeah, ‘oh’.” I said. “Big ‘oh’.”

  We weren’t even broken up when that whole Cam and Nikki thing happened. Did you know that? My family went to the shore for the one week the stars aligned and both my parents could get time off work, and when I got back they were a couple. My boyfriend and my work-friend. Like I had just been the third wheel that whole time, like they’d been waiting for me to step aside, to have a moment alone, so they could finally-

  “You don’t have to talk to them, do you?”

  “Mads!”

  “Please, Poppy! I’ll owe you forever and ever. I’m really nervous.” Mads stared at her fingernails, picking chips of purple glitter from them. She was never this nervous about a boy. She liked a new boy every week, but there seemed to be something really special about Dev.

  I took another swig of Pepsi. I still didn’t want to go in there.

  I gave the boy next to me a slap on the shoulder to get his attention. He turned around, and looked to me and Mads, not sure which one of us slapped him.

  “Hold this for me, will you?” I said, holding out the guitar.

  “But-”

  I thrust it into his arms. Mads held out her hand again and hauled me to my feet.

  She kept hold of my hand and led me toward the house. Sliding the glass door to the living room open, we both winced as our ears and bodies adjusted to the noise and reverberations of the music, the thudding beat slamming into the very core of our beings. My heart quivered with every beat. To accommodate the rager Ravi’s parties inevitably turned into, the couches and coffee table had been pushed back to make room for more standing space. All of which was filled. The living room was party central, this was where the majority of people were, and the minority of personal space was.

  I flicked my gaze around the room, where was Cam, was he watching me?

  “You can’t leave me, Poppy,” Mads said, wiping her mouth, half her lipstick smearing on the back of her hand. “Make sure you don’t leave me.”

  Giving her hand a squeeze, I said “I’m in it for keeps, baby” and flashed her a fake grin, full of confidence. She bought it, smiled back and ruffled my hair.

  “Now, where do you think he-?”

  “Hi Maddie.”

  Mads spun around and right in front of her was Dev, smiling straight at her. Hitting her with that smile of his, the one with the teeth and the lips and those dimples, I could feel her positively melting on the spot, so I dug my fingernails into her palm.

  “Hi Dev,” Mads said. He leaned in to give her a hug, but her body was so stiff it was unbearably awkward. She patted him on the back and he went to kiss her on the cheek but she moved and he was surprised when he kissed her ear instead. I tried not to cringe. At least he’d tried, that was a good sign. He nodded at me, behind Mads.

  “How’s it going, Poppy?”

  Mads let go of my hand and, her eyes on Dev, she waved her hand at me from behind her back, frantic waving for me to leave them alone. Well that didn’t last long.

  I spotted Cam and Nikki over by the TV, which had a bowl of pretzels and a couple of empty plastic cups sitting on top of it. He had his hand resting lightly on the small of her back, his body loose, comfortable. He wasn’t looking for me. He was only looking at her.

  “I could kill for some gummy bears right now,” I said.

  “I think Vanya has some,” Dev said, nodding toward the corner near the kitchen.

  “Cool,” I said. “I’m going in. Later.” I turned around, braced myself against the wall and stood on the tips of my all stars, looking for her through the crowd. Luckily, Vanya wasn’t near the kitchen (and the TV) but the competition seemed to have moved into the dining room. As I shuffled through the maze of our classmates and randoms I didn’t know, I ignored several nervous glances shoot between me and Cam and back again. I gave them reassuring smiles. Faking that everything was just fine and dandy. I wasn’t going to make a scene. Been there, done that. I still can’t believe I’d screamed at them like that, in front of pretty much the entire planet. Could they all please just forget that it had happened? So maybe I had called Cam a douche-canoe and Nikki a ho-bag while serving the early bird steak special to a pair of seniors. Can’t we just pretend that never happened?

  “Oh, hey Pops,” Vanya said, tossing a Cheeto into the air, opening her mouth and catching it. I was disappointed to find the gummy bear bowl was empty.

  “You’re getting pretty good at that,” I said. I scooped up a Cheeto from the bowl and tossed it at her face. It bounced off her nose, leaving a smear of orange dust. “Or not.”

  She nodded toward Cam and Nikki. “I guess you saw that already.”

  “Yeah,” I said. I hung my head, willing the sudden rush of shame to go away. “It’s embarrassing, everybody knows about it, you know?” I said quietly.

  “No they don’t.”

  “Well not everyone, but a bunch of people have been looking at me ever since they walked in. Him and that, him and…”

  Vanya put a hand on my shoulder.

  “They’re not all looking at you, I’m sure they’re not,” she said. “And even if they are, to hell with them.” She gave me a nudge. “Right?”

  “Yeah,” I agreed. “To hell with the lot of them.” On my toes, craning over the crowd, I peered back into the living room and watched Nikki feed Cam a pretzel. At the last minute she sped up and smashed it into his face. It cracked and broke into a million pieces and fell on the floor. They both started laughing and he plucked a pretzel from the bowl, crushed it in his hand and started tossing the pieces at her. She squealed and giggled and I looked away when they started making out. He wasn’t allowed to be so happy with her. But neither of them looked like they felt even the slightest bit of guilt about it.

  “I’m sorry Mads and I weren’t around over the break when it all went down,” Vanya said. “Maybe if we had been, you wouldn’t have had to hang out with Nikki so much.”

  “It’s not your fault, Van,” I said. I looked back at Cam and Nikki’s loved-up PDA sesh. I narrowed my eyes and tensed as she grabbed at his ass right there in front of everyone, in front of me. “It’s their fault. What gives him the right,” I said, “what gives him the right to bring her to my friend’s party? I know Ravi better than Cam does. And he would have known I was going to be here.”

  “Yeah, but-” Vanya nodded.

  “Yeah, he would have,” I said. “So he brought her here to be a spiteful little shit, didn’t he? To rub it in.”

  “Well-”

  “Didn’t he?”

  “…I suppose he might have
.”

  “Yeah. He did,” I said. I glared across the room at them. They were now talking with Cam’s friend Drew.

  “You know what, Van?” I asked. “I’m feeling a bit inspired.”

  I had something to say, oh yes. Yes I did. But not here. So that was how Vanya and I ended up in my bedroom after midnight, readying my YouTube channel and regular viewers for a brand-spanking-new song. A song from the heart.

  “Where’s the camcorder?”

  “Oh, right.” I jumped up, and stepped over to my bedroom door, opened it and hurried past my little sister Bex’s room. The door was ajar and the warm glow of her Disney Princesses nightlight kept her safe. I passed my parents dark bedroom which was quiet except for the sound of my dad breathing deeply and my mom snoring like a freight train. If freight trains snored. You get what I mean. I hoped the camera wouldn’t pick that up through the wall, because that would be embarrassing. I padded down the cream carpeted stairs to the living room and grabbed the camera and its leads from Dad’s antique side table. As I headed back to the stairs, The Pest appeared from his bedroom, wearing rocket ship pajamas and rubbing the sleep from his eyes. His name’s not really The Pest, obviously, but it suits him better.

  “What are you doing?” he asked with a yawn.

  “None of your business. Go back to bed.”

  “Did you just get home?”

  “No.”

  “What time is it?”

  “I don’t know. Go back to bed.”

  He noticed the camcorder in my hands and his eyes brightened, suddenly alert. “Did you write another song? Is Vanya here? Hey, cool, can I watch?” This is why I call him The Pest. Well, one reason.

  “Go back to bed, Rory,” I said, walking up the stairs. He crossed his arms and pouted at me from the bottom. “I mean it.”

  “Fine,” he muttered. “It’s not like I can’t just see it on YouTube later, anyway.”

  I handed Vanya the camera and let her set it up on the tripod while I did a practice run through of the song. I smiled to myself, satisfied, as I touched up my makeup and wiped away any mascara smears that were starting to form. It had been a long night. This song said everything I wanted to say to the guy-napper and her man-whore. She could have him for all I cared. Whatever. I strummed the guitar hard, and glared at the little red light on the video camera whenever I felt like it, pretending I was saying every last word to the two people I had trusted most. Why had I wasted my whole entire summer with them? What had I seen in them? What had I honestly liked about them so much, anyway? If I was going to be honest, the answer was ‘lots of things’, but I pushed that all aside.